So what about it? [eliza's version]

The phatness of mizz gorgeous eliza

My ex..
used to say "NO" to whatever I wanna do and
wherever I wanna go.Ssshiishh! How can I be so silly
living with him for 3 1/2 years. I must be crazy!Sshhiish!

Maybe I should
start thinking about my weight.I need to lose some weight
here.I am so 'debab' now.

I love it
when people say "Hey eliza,Nice hair!".Basically.."Hey eliza"
this ,eliza that..huhu...

I don’t understand
french because I'm learning Deutsch...

I lose
my virginity when I was 12..wahahaha..Kidding!!

People say I’m
gorgeous! Some say.."eliza ,you are seriously
buruk,muka macam selipar keling". ;P

Love is
Nasrun.Yongster.

Somewhere, someone
is trying to make me his Gf but can't!!

I will always
be nice to everyone as long as they are nice
to me.I just dont wanna be hostile to anyone
anymore!

Forever is
Me and Yong.

I never wanted
a white,Tganu,hairy and cute bf.Tapi nak buat
camne? Itu hok Maha Kuaso deh!!Nok buak
guane?

I think the current US President
supposedly to be shot by now.

When I wake up in the morning,
I'll be thinking abt what I'm going to wear today
and of course check if I've got my period or not.

My past
has made me a better person like who I am today.
I know who to stay and hold on to rather than
living with a bunch of BITCHES and BASTARDS!

I get annoyed
when you try to explain something to me but it
takes a million years for you to finish it.

Parties are
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!.

My dog
is......wait a minute I dont have any..Too bad!

My cat
is not mine.
It's a stray one.

Kisses are the best when
it leads to @#&*%$!@#*&%.Hmm..

Tomorrow,
is not enough.I need a million years to
finish my shopping list. wanna help?

I really want
a new handphone,PDA,handbag,shoes,
clothes,dresses,nice earings,fancy pants
and skirts,a new car,a flip flop,candy,
PRADA shoes,laptop,a nice stay in
London..bla..bla.bla..See i told you my
shopping list will take a million years to
finish.

I have low tolerance for
stupidity.I hate it when people just cant
understand some simple instructions.
Dumb!

[stolen from Dd who stole from Izan.]